The Famous Lauren Barri Holstein is interested in shopping, singing, and dancing cause dancing’s what she loves. She felt like dancing when she saw this guy, Jon. What’s practical, what’s logical? What the hell, who cares? So she went in a new direction. And found insi-ide, she felt a connection. She fe-e-ell in love. And then her boyfriend Jon broke up with her. What a dick. So she ripped off his pants and said to herself, “There's a hero if you look inside your heart, you don't have to be afraid of what you are, there's an answer if you reach into your so-oul and the sorrow that you know will melt away-ay yeah yeah yeah and then a hero comes along...” And then she discovered she was pregnant.

 

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