Lauren Barri Holstein is
a dirty slut. We went to high
school together, and I once saw
her killing babies under thE bleachers.
She always thought I hated Her because I
was jealous of her perfect cunt and her
Fame. Now who’s jealous, bitch? I’m married,
pregnant, and a reaL woman, and she’s still A
filthy whore with a big Jewish nose and no
boyfriend. KeeP crying about Your loneliness, you
big-titted disaster. Just because you're a "Choreographer"
who's presented at SPILL Festival of Performance, Fierce
Festival, Duckie, Fresh AiR, FEM Fest, Chelsea Theatre, blah blah
blah, doesn't justify your sluttY shock-value,
too-cool-for-School, shitty "art".
I’m so bored of writing this.
IT AIN'T NO LIE, BABY.